Luxury Goods Specialist Mugs

Jewellers for the Rich and Famous

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Haute Suture

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Bubbly

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

New Shoes.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Kensington Fluffies

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."