Luxury Bathrooms Pillows

"What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Sloaney Pony.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Bubbly

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

New Shoes.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'