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'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

La Table

Bubbly

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Day Dreamer.

The Desert Island Package

Home Sweet Second Home.

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'Have you seen these prices George!'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'