Lunchtime Strategist Prints

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Look what we can achieve when we put our differences aside and make some tough choices...LUNCH!"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Pull and all nighter...

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."