Lunchtime Reader Pillows

Literary Lunch

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

For the Love of Peanut Butter

Boy at Computer.

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"No!"

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

Too many beers at lunch?

BLT

Sign on door: Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

"Surely they can't all be tell-alls..."

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

Lunch

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

Lunch Break

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

'You're not fooling anyone, Foster. We all know that the only thing you carry around in that briefcase, is your lunch.'