Lunchtime Humorist Prints

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Job Safety - Lunch.

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

"Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake."

"Some times you just got to know when to shut your blow hole."

Huddling Lampposts

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'

"Not with them. They only talk about their chronic health ailments."