Lunch Hour Pillows

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Tartine

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"I brought my lunch."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Out to Scrunch.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

Urban lunch

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"Lunchward ho!"

Boy at Computer.

Dog's Sandwich

Soup

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"Lunch!"

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

One Hour Sandwich shop

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Out to get you. Back in one hour.