Lunch Gathering Pillows

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Wow... I can't believe you're taking me to meet everyone at work for lunch!"

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

Lunch Meet

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I brought my lunch."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Urban lunch

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Lunch!"

One Hour Sandwich shop