Lunch Break Bettor Pillows

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Back in 5 minutes!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Out to Scrunch.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Lunchward ho!"

One Hour Sandwich shop

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"Lunch!"

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

Sandwich filing.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Soup

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"It's a working lunch."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."