Lunar Calendar Follower Pillows

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

US fears missile competition.

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"This party sucks! I thought there were going to be swimmers!"

'Dr. Hall's horoscope says not to tamper with another person's heart, so he's postponing your bypass surgery until next week.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

"Yes, sir. Your beer is cloudy. But, there's a good chance it'll become clear later."

Chances of the weather.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

"They were right about it being a full moon tonight."

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

'I hate half moon.'

Planting by the moon.

Gardening By The Moon

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"I'd like to speak with the weatherman who predicted sunny skies for today!"

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

Cold Weather: 'So nothing new?'

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

2020 Year of the Rat

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."