Lullaby Listener Mugs

Stork and baby

Audio Books

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Clive Anderson

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Attention Span Man

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Cover story: Plant World.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"This next one's for you, babe."

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'She saw right through me.'

Science Applied to Art

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

Hush a bye baby

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'