Luggage Minimalist Pillows

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Sock Abduction

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

High Tech/Low Tech.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"You overpacked again."

The Meeting Agenda: Start Simple

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

Five Stages of Lockdown

"I figured one of us should use it!"

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"Say something. I forget what you sound like."

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"