Luddite Champion Prints

'Electronic correspondence is hurting our business. You can read more about this in the e-mail I'll be sending out tomorrow.'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Emotional Bling

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

Pensioners and Phones

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

Girl saying 'You're history, Brian' to a year 2003 diary.

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

"You don't need your selfie stick...the booth takes selfies for you!"

Humpty Dumpty using Egg timer as an Alarm clock.

Wishing You A Big Bunny Hug

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

"I actually like my owners and don't want to wreck their furniture. I come when I'm called. I even cuddle with them. What's wrong with me? Am I losing it?"

"We're going to have to erase your search history."

Mom & Pops General Store - Free Hi-Fi

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary : "I. P. Address - The answer to the question, "Where is the bathroom?"

"Apparently, you didn't learn your lesson when you tried cleaning your phone screen like that."

Hug

'It's great to see you but you know you're supposed to squeeze from the bottom.'

Adopt a Desert

"The wonders of technology always keep me wondering."