Lucky Socks Wearer Prints

"I won't be able to do any work today because I forgot to wear my special accounting socks."

Great British Eccentrics.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Flight Socks.

How it started: How it's going

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Where missing laundry socks go!

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

"Your father helped me, too."

'Information gathering.'

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Dracula could stand garlic and Holy Water, but the priest's socks really terrorized him.

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

"I used A.I. to read his mind."

To complete your withdrawal, select denomination. $20's $10's Heads Tails

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

"'I'll try to wear socks that match' is not setting the bar very high for a New Year's resolution."

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

"Your good cholesterol is bad, your bad cholesterol is good and your socks don't match."

"Would you and the boys like to come round for a game of poker tonight, Joe? I'm on a lucky roll."

Butcher's Sock.

It was becoming increasingly clear that James Moore would one day become Canada's heritage minister.

"You're wearing odd socks."

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

"The longer we can keep them gambling, the more they lose."

'... And another brand-new Titleist. And another... and another! Man, I can't believe my luck!'

'Your luggage is still missing but we've found a stray sock that might be yours.'

"That's the day my lucky socks were in the laundry."

Shepherds washing their socks by night.

My Lucky Socks Got Lost in the Washing Machine - Please Help!!