Lucky Penny Enthusiast Mugs

"Can't you forget you once found sixpence?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'What if I promise not to look?'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"I have my very own ATM password."

Low-Rent Stockholders

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

ACcountants Lunch

'It was a toss-up whether to mow the lawn or play golf.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

'Actually I am having a happy childhood, except, of course, for my unhappy allowance.'

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

'You paid $12,000 for a penny?--Yesterday you complained when I didn't buy generic Jell-O.'

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

Unlucky Tonight's Seminar Will Change Your Life,

'I'm not superstitious either, but those were the three days Harris wore his lucky socks.'

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

"What are the odds? First he wins the lottery and then he gets struck by lightning."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."

Cover story: Canadian Mint.

The Caring Society: Lottery winner.

A Canadian Elk Reminisces

Coin Dealer Buy and Sell. It was a good day for my business. I sold an 1850 U.S. gold dollar for $200. I had paid $125 for it. Yesterday I paid $700 for a Canadian quarter and sold it today for $100. And I sold a Spanish Doubloon for $4000, a $500 profit. This is a tough business and I work hard ... I wish Ernie would stop telling people I make a living by "flipping coins"!

Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share.