Lucky Charm Seekers Gifts

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Let's call him lucky!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'Your future looks charming.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

The Ascent of Man

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

Good Luck

'The question is, do we credit you or your lucky socks with landing the account?'

'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

'Ooh look, you've got a free lucky horseshoe with your giant meatballs.'

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

Superstitious tennis player wearing lucky charms with black cat passing by.