Luck Lover Prints

"Online betting is really exciting. . ! One day you win, the next day you lose. . ."

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

'I say we try it.'

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

Clover Bar

'Talk about irony. His foam dice rolled a lucky seven.'

-Another winner! How on Earth do you do it? -I stick a pin in the paper -But you had four winners yesterday! -I used a fork!

Dicing

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

"Be lucky!"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Snowprov

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Boom

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'And right here they merged...'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"