Loyalty Admirer Mugs

"He's very faithful. I've sold him five times and he always comes back."

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Knight Golfing

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Not here - home!'

Princess Anne

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Hillary Clinton

Best friends without borders.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.