Loyal Drinker Mugs

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Bottle Distillery

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Football addict

'We're still crazy then ...'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

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