Loves Unique Humor Prints

"This is the Halal dog food. The Kosher dog food is in the next aisle."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Scientist discover a new superbug

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Acupuncture.

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'You look lovely today.'

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"I came here because my photography work is suffering - everybody on social media says they love my abstract pictures. The problem is, I do landscape pictures."

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

The Grim Raker

Cloning departments

'Fancy a banana split?'

Society for Asking Stupid Questions

"Phil!"

'Of course he's not all there.'

'The hamster ball is simple, effective and very economic.'

Sheep Pranks.

'First bear in space and still no respect.'

'It's quite nice once your out.'

'Thanks but we really can't accept...'

'Do the patches help?'

'May I see some photo ID?'

'What's on the evening menu that's good?'

"No, John. You know I'll only end up hurting you."

"And in this corner...for the time being..."