Loves A Good Tune Prints

'...But first, our national anthem.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bryan Ferry

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Lord of the Strings.

Jean Sibelius.

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Singing Doctor

Robert Schumann

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Emmanuel Ax

"It's time."

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

'Now this man knew how to rock!'

'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...'

Caroler

Dmitriy Kabalevskiy

"Did you know you can pay your bills and your dues online?"

Old McDonald cracks down: 'Knock it off! E-I-E-I-O!'

Kris Kristofferson

'Let's stick with your original 'Star Spangled Banner,' and pretend there never was this dance-remix version.'

Playing the flute.

Man leaving School of Music: They suggestd I switch from a violin to a CD player.

"Your duties will be simple, Wilkins – pass the bottle when I get dry and brush away the blue-tail fly."

'I'm a doctor of music. I believe you're playing in a very ill manner.'

"Now he loves soap operas and romance songs. What happened to the unreliable, unsupportive troublemaker I fell in love with?"