Lovers Of Retro Tech T-Shirts

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Cord cutter

The original paperless office

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Technological advances within the office.

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Old-fashioned computer

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"One day, son, all this will rule your life too."

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

'Margaret our phone's been tapped!'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'