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Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Darn autocorrect!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Kiwi Ingenuity

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"Returns"

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

Absurd semi-auto hairdressing machine

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

Eureka!

"This could be a boon to mankind, especially - once we take out a patent on it - the mankind in this laboratory."

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'