Lover's Guide Prints

Cerne Abbas

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Romance

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A heart shaped cake

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I heard they mate for life."

Frog flirting.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

Myths and legends...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.