Lover Of Witty Signs Pillows

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

Cake Free Zone

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Thank you for not urinating.

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Danger - Slow Sand.

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

'You want a sign that reads 'the end of the world tomorrow'...when do you want to have it?'

Sign saying 'See Other Side'.

$500 fee for breaking the law - ignorance is no excuse!

Before you leave...Do you have any feedback to help us improve our village?

Frying pan tells other utensils: 'So anyway, the Pot called the Kettle black and that's when it really kicked off ...'

Please Sign the Visitors Book

Ocean

Desert - Crawler Lane.

Don't Even Think of Insider Trading

The Power of Advertising

"Will claw up your furniture and poop on your bed for food."

"Will sound WHAT? Annoyed? Outraged? Vaguely supportive? Whiny? Happy? Sad? How about a little hint, or is that too much to ask?"

"It's true that guidance on the 'best' diet is in constant flux but I've yet to see any of them recommending just profiteroles and gin!"

'Dad! This is my boyfriend, Bob. He works in advertising'.

Road workers road rage.

Man at the deli counter (reflected backwards in window) asks 'Got any Salami?' written backwards.

Exit 137.

Driver sees sign: 'Room for Improvement ... Next 2600 Miles'

'You're not gonna like the answer....'

Detour 50c.