Lover Of Vintage Humor Prints

A cabman charming a disgruntled passenger.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

The Enemy

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'