Lover Of Vintage Humor Prints

A cabman charming a disgruntled passenger.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

Peter Cook

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

W.C. Fields

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'