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'I never seem to fit in anywhere...'

"I gotta be me!"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"What a way to go."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Route 666.

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Mixed Nuts

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

Flower tribute

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

My job does not define me.

"This is the Halal dog food. The Kosher dog food is in the next aisle."

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

Fish who dropped out of the school

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us, he's AROUND the hill.'

"We know what you're thinking."

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

'Actually, I'm more of a control nut - not a control freak. A nut is a freak you kind of like.'

'I do my own thing.'

Bearded lady and stiltwalker at breakfast.

"He's a bit OCD with his spaghetti."

The individual fruit pie

'You have a dual-personality, sir, and I think we can use both of them.'

'Well, my Cecil always loved to think 'out-the-box'.'