Lover Of Unique Art Mugs

Fisherman and paper boat

"Hey, come on, you're supposed to be a crow."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

The Food Chain

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

A small man under a giant microscope.

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Damien Hirst Cafe

The drinker.

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

Chippunks

The Big Picture

'Yes, of course they're prints.'

'I've always wanted to enter the Turner Prize.' - 'Burp!' - 'Okay, great. Now I just need a title...'

Flower tribute

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

Artist in formaldehyde

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

Art Theft

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

Minimalist Art

Emin's bed, tidied up.

'Our first and only painting cost us $3.5 million!'

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.