Lover Of Strategy Games Mugs

"If you win, the game is rigged, but if I win it’s flawless and beyond critique.”

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Cat in a tank...

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Little league world series of poker.

Putin and Zelensky

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'How about a game of cards?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Sweep the board.

Some card-game puns

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

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