Lover Of Nature's Quirks Mugs

'Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's pretty much true.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Psychobabbling brook.

Roads with a view.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Pass that."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Pastrami in the wild

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

BIG HOOF

Gardener and the Giant Snail

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Roadie

"Yeah, I don't have to go to the dentist, but I do need to ingest rocks to break down my food, and believe me, it's not much fun either. . ."

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

An eagle catches springboard diver.

"I say let it simmer for a few more hours in the sun to let it tenderize!"