Lover Of Meet-cutes T-Shirts

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"This is a company which is going places...."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"I propose we build a panic room."

Politics In The Workplace

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

'Here's a composite of our target consumer.'

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

"I'd say my greatest personal achievement would be 93 Likes."

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

"As you can see from the flow chart, the problem stems from a lack of direction."

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'A Lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

'Ms. Gunderson will see you now, and she apologizes for keeping you wading so long.'

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

Teddy Bears

'Isn't that cute? He wants affection.'

'Yeah? Well koala bears don't think you business types are so cute either!'

Belling the Cat

"This is terrible—who let him in here?"

"We met online."

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

"Oh crap, he's figured out how to weaponize his cuteness."