Lover Of Live Performances Mugs

'This next song is about burning bridges, and how now, I wish I hadn't.'

Zombie standup

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Theatre Crowd

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Free Bird!"

"Tong!"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Plum jam...

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

Strong Female Lead

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Towny Music Night.