Lover Of Fairy Tales Mugs

"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

Princess Upspeak

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

The Fourth Little Pig

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Are you made of sugar?'

A Fairytale Update

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Mouse Princess

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Rapunzel in the Morning

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"