Lover Of Culinary Adventures Prints

Unhygienic Restaurant

Come dine with me!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

La Table

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

6 Brothers Falafel

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Rump roast?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You owe me five bucks."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'