Lover Of Clever Solutions Prints

Man rolling ball up a hill

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

Man reading in lamp

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

The hydrogen pill: The new energy source.

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

Kangaroo Pocket

Back scratcher

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

"Fall prevention!"

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

"When your only tool is a trebuchet, every problem looks like a siege."

"The book ends are for people who like to read between the lions."

'But sir! That's the best granite, no burglar could get through that.'

'Are you happy, dad? I'm good on reading! I can read fish dealers' websites... your credit card number...'

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

Suggestion box with two slots like a toaster, labeled "Suggestions (and toast)."

"We don't own one of those fancy vibrating chairs, so we put all our phones on vibrate and put them behind his back, then we call them."

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

Bike lane.

Cut price supermarket with a trolley for a children's ride.

Mahout uses elephant's tusks to dry washing.

A man reads his book at night by the light of a jar full of fireflies.

"What already?"

'It's too dangerous at the water-hole because of the crocodiles: I get my water delivered now...'

Spiro & Pusho workers

Woman stores her mobile in her cleavage.