Lover Of Classic Games Gifts

Before paper and scissors were invented.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'New Game'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

Congress today convened a special panel to study use of illegal performance enhancing drugs on the senior Scrabble tour. Members of Congress expressed outrage that such a national pastime could be sullied by fiber doping. Their anger led to an angry exchange with one witness. Hey Congress, here's a four-letter word … Turn off her mic.

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

Megatron 2000 Doomsday Computer - 'Wicked! It's got freecell!'

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'

Children of the Cornhole

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

Retro Kid.

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'Colonel Mustard with his candlestick in the library.'

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

Desert Island Game

"You're just never gonna let me forget LEVEL 3, are you?"

Alien Crane Machine

'Eton Football (Reported by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

PacMan brain

'Where did we put away childish things?'

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters

Last Dinosaur On Earth

Children's games and technology

Skittles match.

'I-Spy with my little eye. Something beginning with...DVD.'

'Gonorrhea,syphillis,chlamydia,herpes,HIV positive,genital warts...'

'On second thoughts, shall we go for Rock, Paper, Scissors?'

In the old days kids used to play marbles. What's a marbles?

'Whack 'em Jack 'em Robots'- A parody of a nostalgic toy