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'Frank, there's a Miss Whiplash for you.'

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

'Well this is awkward.'

"A word of advice. . . next time you use the firm's intranet to send a message of undying love. Don't press 'send all'."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You and your daft inventions."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

Spinach Dating.

A close encounter of the awkward kind

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'