Lovebirds Who Love Jokes Gifts

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

You're the botanicals in my gin

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Cupid paints Stop sign

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

Love Trap

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

Bookworm Romance

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

Will you marry me?

Aging together

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

Cat Stops Cupid

Serenading

"Well, that backfired."

Lesbian Couple

Dating

Critics In Love

'I'm referring your love birds to a marriage counselor.'

'All I could find'

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

"I'm a 'five times a night' man."

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"Wanna rent some videos?"

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Underwater wedding!

"No, you open yours first."

'Your place or mine?' - 'Both.'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"Hello, gorgeous!"