Love Triangle Tactician Prints

'Yes, I know I said I'd divorce my husband and marry you. But, now I've fallen in love with my divorce lawyer.'

US and the EU

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Whither NATO?"

Snooker.

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Negotiations

Golf

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"Our marriage counselor would be so proud of us now."

Angry tennis player.

I've got to make an offering to the cheapskate muse. What's that got to do with me? You understand women. What could I do to bring back my goddess of inspiration? That's nice. What's nice? Goddess of inspiration. You mind if I use that line on this hottie I met when I was trolling for broads at the bus station? This is not helping! No, it is. Don't sell yourself short. HOJ.

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

You're wearing your lab coat. What's up? Something big. Amending my unified theory of picking up chicks. Check it out. Explain, doctor. To start, you'll need a notepad and a gym membership.

'The workers talk about football, managers talk about tennis, and top brass talk about golf.' - 'So the bigger the job the smaller the balls.'

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

'Sorry JD, there's been a takeover bid.'

Addressing The Ball

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

'I'd like you to go work for our competition. It's the only way I know to bring them to their knees.'

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

Grumpy Moody Boy.

'It was a wonderful evening, Jack...please don't spoil it by asking for a promotion.'

Couple twists up drinking with a surprise third arm.

T-shirt menage a trois.

'Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938.'

Military Cupid

"I fight your mother here so I don't have to fight her at home."

New strategy for the EU? No thanks, Durao!