Love Triangle Tactician Prints

'Yes, I know I said I'd divorce my husband and marry you. But, now I've fallen in love with my divorce lawyer.'

US and the EU

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Whither NATO?"

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

Snooker.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Our marriage counselor would be so proud of us now."

Negotiations

Golf

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

'The workers talk about football, managers talk about tennis, and top brass talk about golf.' - 'So the bigger the job the smaller the balls.'

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

Angry tennis player.

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

'Sorry JD, there's been a takeover bid.'

Addressing The Ball

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

'I'd like you to go work for our competition. It's the only way I know to bring them to their knees.'

Grumpy Moody Boy.

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

Bobby Fischer

'It was a wonderful evening, Jack...please don't spoil it by asking for a promotion.'

"I fight your mother here so I don't have to fight her at home."

'Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938.'

"Of course I'm jealous of your last girlfirend Barry, have you seeen the hunk she's with now?"

New strategy for the EU? No thanks, Durao!

T-shirt menage a trois.

Military Cupid