Love Surgical Twist Prints

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"What should we do with this extra part?"

Anatomy.

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

'We operated just in time. Another two days and you have got better on your own.'

"All these years I put my nose to the grindstone. Now I need a nose job!"

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

"Our operators are all busy. You are second in the queue."

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"I can catch-you can't throw."

"All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean."

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"Surgeons. Too good to sort their recyclables?"

"I sympathize. It's weird for me too."

'This is his third operation in two years. I'm putting in a zipper.'

Surgery.

Surgical mittens, an idea whose time has not come.

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

Everyone, even the hospital surgeons, would tell you that Gary had a generous heart.

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

"During the operation I had a true out-of-body experience and I have to tell you, there is a lot of dust on top of those lights."

"The doctor'sjust killing time while wewait for the nurse to get back and close the patient back up."

"We did everything we could."

"Okay lets close up. Oooh wait...wishbone!"

"Dr Freeley...a word about your technique."