Love Potion Creator Mugs

'Love is a Drug'.

Toadstools

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"The antidote is $150."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Love Potion

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that? Many times. How would you like to be the "after" image in my new ad touting the health benefits of our new nonfat kale macchiato. Let me guess: You'd also like an old picture of me where I was weak and puny, so you can claim that's the "before" picture. Don't worry, I've got that part covered. Something about you looked different today, Rudy. Would you like fries with that observation?

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Love Potion

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."

"Does the 5 Second Rule apply to eye of newt?"

Ew, no! Kombucha is disgusting.

"Do you know how unsanitary double-dipping is?"

"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."

'I know it's not too good, but if we just dump it, we'll be violating the hazardous wastes act.'

"Dios mio! I can't believe they're selling this!"

'Ever since my Westinghouse scholarship, it's been all downhill.'

Scientist

"I miss the 'boil and bubble', but it saves a lot of time."

Love Potion

"It's a magic potion that makes everything you say interesting."