Love-infused Homemaker T-Shirts

Romance over the Irons

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Modern Parents

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'

Jesus swept.

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"Being a Mom may be a lot of work but at least you've got job security."

"I figured one of us should use it!"

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

'Hope I'm not catching you with a bird in the bath, Harold?'

"It's the latest thing. A solar energy dryer."

Wallpapering.

Swiss Army Wife

Feng Shui

Rabbits on Pinterest

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand!"

Romance over the iron boards

'This one is a dieter's dream! Any visits to it between meals and it self destructs!'

'How would you like a whirlpool bath?'

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House