Love In The Air Mugs

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Right click for yes...

Sauvignon Bonk

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Which one is named after me?'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

Falling in Love

"It was a really romantic dinner. I cried when he gave me roses. We had lobster and wine. He cried when we got the bill."

Aging together

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Romance

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Match maker

Proposal on a snowboard

"Look, will you forget about them? They're in the past. The important thing is what I feel now – about you!"

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

Two men toasting

Valentines

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Cherubs holding big heart.

"The question, Leon, is: What is man?"

"But you always have a headache."

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

'That does it You need glasses'

Valentines

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

Paula finally meets Mr. Wright.

Strip Tease

"Let's not make it a long engagement."