Love-driven Athlete Mugs

' Love and pole vault'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Saving a Heart

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Rugby Player

Kissing on the golf course

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Sporting maladies.

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Proposal on a snowboard

Exercises

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

Play Ball!

Andy Murray

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

Rory McIlroy

Super Bowl Monday

The summertime sport

One-Up-Manship Valentine's Day

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

Boxing Ring

Jealousy of General's Medal for Love

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.

How to distract your opposition on the golf course (farting).

Rugby players exchanging a flower and looking coy. Other players in the background looking bemused.