Love And Commitment Advocate Mugs

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Love linked

If you want to see love be love.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Domestic Pardners

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Love

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"And this is my life support system."

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

'Peace and goodwill to all men and all that and 'im upstairs said is there any chance of a couple of lamb chops?'

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

"Last week we simultaneously deleted our Tinder profiles. So we're practically engaged now."

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

Valentine's Day

Love is Love

Father's love

'Quick! What's my exit strategy?!'

Stop, Walk, Love

Shotgun wedding.

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

"You haven’t earned this."

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

"When you say, 'I love you,' is it just to remind yourself?"