Love And Commitment Advocate Mugs

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Love linked

If you want to see love be love.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Domestic Pardners

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"And this is my life support system."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Love

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

You, Me, Still Me

'Peace and goodwill to all men and all that and 'im upstairs said is there any chance of a couple of lamb chops?'

Valentine's Day

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

Love is Love

Obliviotocracy

"Last week we simultaneously deleted our Tinder profiles. So we're practically engaged now."

Father's love

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

'Quick! What's my exit strategy?!'

Stop, Walk, Love

Shotgun wedding.

Don't Say Gay Bill

"When you say, 'I love you,' is it just to remind yourself?"

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

"You haven’t earned this."

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'