Love Alchemists Mugs

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Barman In Love.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

Pheromones.

Science And Society 1923

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"God's Gift to Women?"

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'Dang.'