Lovable Scatterbrain Pillows

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Baby face

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Positive Thinking

"Those are all my passwords."

No caption (A painter paints an abstract picture. Her cat is moving away from in front of the canvas and there is a cat-shaped silhouette on the painting)

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"There you are!"

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

Inserts

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

"I got it, I got it. Self rising flour. I won't forget next time."

"Me? Keeping winning scratch cards? Never!! Champagne officer?"

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

Cut out and keep your own Latino Lover

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

"Good times, bad times, I've never known what was going on."

"Can you call my phone, my keys, my wallet, my glasses, my shirt, and my pants?"

Glasses to find other glasses.

'Darlin', have you seen my glasses, I want to have a read?'

"I can't find the lottery ticket, but on the bright side, I found my remote."

"Where the heck is my phone?"