Lounger Extraordinaire Pillows

"I can't believe it...summer's almost over...time has slipped through my hands...life has passed me by."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

Champagne and Oysters

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Zerotasking

The Modern Tourist

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

Hockney by the Pool

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

Happy National Pride Month

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

"I like to sit here and look at all the things I don't have."

'It's quite lovely - Just like sleeping on an air bed!'

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'