Loud And Proud Truth-teller Mugs

"You couldn't just be a whistleblower, could you?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Things I love about Powell River...

Freedom of the press

"A shave and a shine."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Baldness Facts

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

Candor is the Best Policy

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'Yes, Sir, I'm still testing the new truth serum. I slept with your wife.'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

A great coach provides honest and constructive feedback, even when it's not what the other person wants to hear."

"I swear to tell my own truth..."

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'