Loud And Proud Bidders Prints

Auction. I bid on everything until I lost my voice. The cartload before the hoarse!

"Bravo!"

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"He looks just like your husband."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'Go forth and multiply!'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'He has my eyes and his father's neck tie.'

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

"Well, they were the low bidders."

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Assisted pregnancy for same sex couples

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

This is the twenty-first century, silly --- Log onto eBay and make a bid!

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

Proud parent praise their child

Rodin's Late Arriver

"Way to go, son."